Tuesday 28 July 2020

Retro - Colchester United 1 Fleetwood Town 1 (Football League Division One - 2015-16)


19th January 2016

Colchester United  1  Fleetwood Town  1  (Football League First Division)

If someone had said to me at the start of the season that I’d be watching a midweek game at Colchester United, then I would have laughed them all the way to the bookies to have a bet on it!

However, sometimes a situation arises, and an opportunity presents itself, and that is precisely what happened on the 4th of January when I was sat in a meeting room in Liverpool City Centre.

The annual ‘Trip to Dartford’ was on the table for us Regional Manager’s, and having dodged the last one, all eyes were on me, and no one else was putting their hand up. I momentarily thought about it, and then quickly realised that with a fair wind and some good weather, it might give me a chance to get a new ground in.

Dartford is basically our training centre, and the format is dead simple, you travel down on a Tuesday, bunk up in an all expenses paid hotel, assess some new starters the following day and then set off back home just after lunch. It’s a bit of a jolly if I’m being honest, but because of the distance, my team of colleagues in the North West is never very keen on it.

So, on the train back from Liverpool on that all too depressing day which marks the return to work after the festive period, I cracked a can of lager and thought about checking the fixtures. First port of call was the Ryman League, and one or two were coming up, like East Thurrock United, Witham Town and Tilbury, but then I thought I’d just check the Football League just in case maybe a Charlton Athletic or a Leyton Orient was in the reckoning, but not so. Only one game was taking place in the Football League that night, and it was at Colchester United, which by my reckoning, was not a million miles from my base.


There were three potential problems though, the first one being the weather, the second one being that if they managed a draw against Charlton in a few days time in the F.A. Cup, a replay would take precedence, and then thirdly, but less of an issue, was the hotel I was going be placed in. We use three, if it was the Brentwood one, then the train would suffice, if it was any of the others in Thurrock or Dartford then I would have to drive.

The replay issue soon went out of the window when they managed to beat Charlton, and as time drew nearer it transpired I was in Thurrock, so with a week to go I purchased a ticket online using the useful print at home facility, and alongside it I bought a car parking ticket as well.

The weather forecast was for it to be very cold, but knowing that they employed covers on the pitch, I wasn’t unduly worried, so it was time to look forward to Football League ground number 75, and by a quirk of fate, Colchester United are the only team in the league I have never seen play of the 92. That isn’t strictly true though as I have never seen Stevenage, I saw Stevenage Borough a few times, but not the club in its new guise, so if we are being pedantic, I still need that one, but for all intents and purposes, Colchester completes the set.

I managed to check in during the afternoon and get them to serve me a bar meal to replace the evening meal I wouldn’t be able to have due to being on the road, and as the clock moved past 5pm, with not knowing the roads and the traffic, I decided to set off.


I decided to head down the A13, upon which my hotel sat, past Grays, Corringham and Tilbury, before reaching the urban sprawl that is Basildon. The A13 effectively runs parallel to the River Thames and in the distance you could see the lights of the docks on the North bank, a fascinating part of the World, with a rich, and somewhat seedy history.

It was then a turn inland and onto the dual carriageway all the way to Chelmsford, a surprisingly empty road, until of course I got to Chelmsford and encountered the rush hour. From Chelmsford it was the A12 all the way past Kelvedon and Witham, before the Colchester ring road was upon me.

The ground was signposted, but that wasn’t required as the Weston Homes Community Stadium stood out like a beacon on the right hand side, I was quickly in the car park, and with well over an hour to kick off, the place was very quiet.

The ground reminded me of Chesterfield’s ProAct Stadium, with four separate seated stands, and a larger main stand with corporate facilities. Opposite the main stand was a full length stand, which incorporated a section at the end for the hardy band of 40 Fleetwood Town supporters who had made the arduous trek South.


The stands behind both goals were virtually identical, but what is effectively the away end was closed as the fans could be housed along the side, but with Tottenham Hotspur in town in a couple of weeks time in the Cup, that end will no doubt be full and bouncing!

I never went to Layer Road, but from pictures it had great character, however this didn’t, it was functional, out of town and too clean and sharp for my liking. It was also set in what was previously Essex greenbelt land, so it had a feeling of isolation, with only the Gateway retail park adjacent suggesting further signs of life on the Northern Colchester ring road.

It was also very empty, on a night where temperatures dropped to freezing, a crowd of 2,400 was declared but I have my doubts as to whether even 2,000 were in attendance? But then who am I to judge such things on my first ever visit?

Atmosphere wise it was flat, Colchester had not won a home league game since November and were deep in the relegation mire. New boss Kevin Keen talked about needing 30 points from the remaining games to stay in the league, and when you look at the points on the board so far, that is one hell of a tall order!

Fleetwood Town are a success story, having risen from the North West Counties League to the third tier of the game is a stupendous achievement, but without a doubt they have found their level. Perched above the relegation zone, but probably with enough about them to stay up, they came to Colchester with a desire to not lose the game.

The game was pretty good to be fair, a fairly tame opening twenty minutes but then Colchester took the lead through the impressive Alex Gilbey, but after that Fleetwood had all the possession and could count themselves unfortunate not to be at least on a par at half time.

The second half saw Fleetwood start the stronger side, and they got a deserved equaliser via a tremendous strike from Eggert Jonsson. After that it was the hosts who had the edge and had the highly rated George Moncur got a shot on him they may well have won the game, but a desire to find a killer pass in and around the penalty area was his downfall. Fleetwood were dangerous on the break, but all in all, it was probably a fair scoreline in the end, that if we are being brutally honest, does Colchester very few favours.

I was expecting a bit of a mare getting out of the car park, but bizarrely on the final whistle I walked straight to my car, drove straight out of the car park and was on the ring road within at least two minutes of the game ending, it was a bit of a result. The hotel bar was occupied by 10.15pm, but not before I’d listened to the post match analysis and interviews on BBC Essex. Like me, they seem to think Colchester are doomed, but not before Spurs Reserves come to town, and you never know!

A bonus one for me this, a very pleasant one at that, and despite their on the field misgivings and somewhat sterile stadium, I quite like Colchester United, and the hardy band of supporters who probably long for the old Layer Road and the halcyon days made famous by the victory over Leeds United in the Cup. Having said that, it’s one of the few grounds Derby County never won at, losing twice in relatively recent seasons, but at least they can say they have never lost at the Weston Homes Community Stadium!

Tuesday 14 July 2020

Retro - Cardiff City 1 Nottingham Forest 1 (Football League Championship - 2015-16)


29th December 2015

Cardiff City  1  Nottingham Forest  1  (Football League Championship)

The first time I went to Millwall I was scared, scared of the reputation that went before them, and I have to say while I got away from the New Den safely, it wasn’t the most comfortable and straightforward of experiences by any means. Around the same time, the mid nineties, another club had a shocking reputation in football violence terms, and that club was Cardiff City. Battles with Stoke, Leeds and indeed the much lauded conflicts with Swansea City were well publicised, a trip to Ninian Park was not one for the feint hearted.

So when Rach suggested we got to the Cardiff v Forest game, and take George with us, I have to admit to being a touch nervous, especially when she was insistent we went in the away end. In all fairness, it was probably going to be fine, but I could still recall the TV images of the battles taking place on Sloper Road.

The ‘Soul Crew’ had a big name for themselves, in fact a BBC documentary was devoted to them, it portrayed images of battles adjacent to our hotel with Manchester United fans, it showed some horrendous scenes inside and outside of the ground against Leeds, while faces like Annis Abraham, Tony Rivers and Dai Thomas were some of the most feared in football.


On top of all that, owner Sam Hamman not only refused to condemn the Soul Crew, he actually glorified it by socialising and travelling with them, and to an extent, employing some of them! My only issue with them previously actually formed part of the documentary in question, an game away at Chesterfield when I was working that day in the town centre. We had police horses charging up and down the road outside the office, while the walk back to my car just after the game finished was an interesting one as battles reigned all across the town centre.

Our Hotel in Cardiff was a lovely one, the Marriott adjacent to the Railway Station, as I previously mentioned, the area where battles have taken place in the past, and having spent a fantastic day touring the City and looking round the Bay, we were set for our evening at the Cardiff City Stadium.

Rach was excited, it was her first Forest away game for years, and George’s first ever Forest game. I don’t particularly like Forest for obvious reasons, but I agreed to go in the away end for them, it wasn’t going to be easy, but if I got a few pints down me I was sure I’d be ok!


We got the train, just one stop along to Ninian Park Station, Forest fans were wearing colours, no great fear in that respect, and as we walked down the station to Sloper Road you could see where the new housing development had been built on the site of the old Ninian Park stadium. The shiny new Cardiff City Stadium sat on the opposite side of the road in a large open expanse that was once a car park and an athletics stadium. It looked imposing on the skyline, but it didn’t feel especially busy.

We were soon in the away end and I have to say that the welcome from the stewards was a really friendly one, we downed a few pints and took our seats. Description wise, it wasn’t dissimilar to Derby County, Middlesbrough, Leicester City, or any of the new build stadiums around In the top two tiers of football. However, one thing stood out and that was the recently added tier to one of the stands that was full of red seats. The story behind that stems back to crackpot owner Vincent Tan (they have a track record with nutcase owners!), who changed the club colours from blue to red, partly due to his business dealings in Malaysia and Thailand, and partly to do with the national team colours. It went down badly, they have now quite rightly reverted back to blue again, but the bizarre tier of red seating remains, it was closed tonight though, and I suspect only ever opens for international games.

The Forest fans created a good atmosphere and they took the lead in the first half through a fantastic effort from Ollie Burke, but soon after Cardiff equalised with a deflected effort. The second half was dull by comparison, Cardiff seemed content with a point despite being the home side, while Forest didn’t have enough guile to force a winner, albeit they did miss a last gasp chance in injury time. As for the Cardiff fans, and this is the thing. The crowd was given out at just over 15,000, the largest of the season, but it looked less than that to me, 10,000 maybe? And while the atmosphere at Ninain Park was hostile and intimidating, in the new surroundings it was sterile and morgue-like, the Cardiff fans barely made a murmur, and while I was pleased it had been safe for obvious reasons, I was disappointed it wasn’t a bit more lively.


The walk back to the station was the same, as was the train journey back. If Cardiff have managed to solve their hooligan problem then fair play, but I suspect it’s more to do with the opposition, for a bigger name with a bigger reputation, maybe also on a non festive weekend, then they may well have been out in force.

But the overriding one for me was the lack of numbers and the lack of passion, that in itself may be a bit of post-Premiership blues, and also some disillusionment at the way the club is going under Tan, and Manager Russell Slade. Get Sam Hamman back, he’ll soon stir it up again!

Rach and George loved it though, that was the main thing, and they were soon back safely in the hotel, whereas I had survived ninety minutes with the Forest fans, they weren’t that bad a bunch after all!

Monday 6 July 2020

Retro - Newport County 1 Plymouth Argyle 2 (Football League Division Two - 2015-16)


28th December 2015

Newport County  1  Plymouth Argyle  2  (Football League Second Division)

When it comes to having the piss taken out of places, Newport has suffered a bit over the years.

It suffered at the hands of a musical parody when Alisha Keys and Jay-Z recorded New York State of Mind, suddenly, up popped Newport State of Mind, it became a YouTube sensation and even got a mention on the News at Ten!

Then of course rappers Goldie Looking Chain, who originate from the City, recorded various numbers, one of which was a further parody of State of Mind. While entertaining and at times comical, it’s fair to say they probably were not the local Tourist Boards favourite people.

Johnny Morris from Animal Magic is also from Newport, while so is Nicky Wire from the Manic Street Preachers, but other than that, it doesn’t have an awful lot to shout about.

From a football perspective, Newport County specialised in not achieving very much, but did create a bit of history when they reached the quarter finals of the European Cup Winners Cup in 1980-81, only to suffer a cruel defeat against East German outfit Carl Zeiss Jena. County qualified for the competition on the basis that they won the Welsh Cup, at a time when Football League clubs were allowed to compete in it.

By 1988 County had been relegated out of the Football League and didn’t manage to complete a full season in the Conference, going out of business in February 1989. Somerton Park, widely regarded by many as one of the worst grounds in the Football League, was not to lie empty forever though.

A newly formed club, Newport AFC, emerged in the Hellenic League, and after ground shares at both Moreton Town and Gloucester City (due to political and legal reasons), they did eventually return for a spell to the decrepit old stadium, however as the club reached the Southern League, they then found themselves playing at the recently built Newport Stadium, and returning to the former name of Newport County.


Somerton Park was demolished, County worked their way to the Conference National, and then decided to move closer to the City Centre to Rodney Parade, the home of Newport Gwent Dragons Rugby Club. A place in the Football League came their way in 2013 via the play offs, 25 years after they had dropped out, the future suddenly looked rosy again.

And that is where the story is currently at, and for me it’s always held something of a fascination, and I think it’s partly to do with the tangerine and black kit they wore, but not only that, on the day of the tragic Bradford Fire, I was watching Alfreton Town v Denaby United, while Derby County were playing away at Somerton Park. The Rams fans that day trashed the place, but the news of that carnage very quickly got buried in the events at Valley Parade. A week or so after the game my Dad got me the programme from the match, so for one or two spurious reasons it’s always been a club I’ve had a bit of a soft spot for.

I was too young to go to Somerton Park, and never got round to visiting Newport Stadium, partly because it was a soulless athletics arena, while trips to the City itself have been limited to travelling through it on the train as a teenager en route to Cardiff, and then driving through it last March when we went to an event at nearby Celtic Manor. It looked a bit of an uninspiring place when we drove through it looking for somewhere to eat, but in fairness, a lot of building work was going on and we did only effectively travel along one main road! It was probably an unfair assessment!


We always like to go away between Christmas and New Year, so when we spotted Forest were playing at Cardiff on the Tuesday night, it was just a case of seeing if something could be twinned with it on the Monday, and yes it could, at last I could go and watch Newport County play, because league leaders Plymouth Argyle were the visitors at Rodney Parade.

The weather was a concern but South Wales had got away with the storms that had wreaked havoc elsewhere, and from our base in Cardiff City Centre, it was a brief fifteen minutes on the train down to Newport, and then a ten minute walk over the bridge to Rodney Parade. Being nice an early I secured a ticket, which proved to be a good move because as it turned out, anyone arriving after 2.30pm to buy a ticket was not going to get in the ground before kick off.

I made my way to the Rugby Club bar only to be joined at a table by a bloke with his son, we got chatting and it turned out he was from Warrenpoint in Northern Ireland, so as you can probably imagine we shared a couple of pints and chewed the fat about all things Northern Ireland, ranging from football to politics, and even a bit of rugby!


Rodney Parade is great, and while not the aesthetic arena with clear lines and modern facilities that your average Premier League fan would be wanting, it had a certain character and charm. The old Hazells Stand with the terracing in front is a great structure, while I stood to the left hand side of it on the North Terracing. To my left was the modern Bisley Stand, while opposite me was the open Away Terrace.

I was expecting the pitch to be a complete mess due to a combination of the weather and also the fact that Newport Gwent Dragons had played Cardiff Blues the night before, but in fairness it was absolutely fine. The largest crowd of the season had assembled, boosted by an away following of over a thousand coming from Devon. It was a decent atmosphere in the ground, and as darkness descended, this felt like a throwback to the Eighties, I loved it.

Newport took the lead in the first half with a delicate lob, and at half time were pretty good value for their lead. The second half was a different story though, almost straight from the re-start it was 1-1 due to a close range header, while a neat turn and finish soon after saw a reversal of fortunes. Plymouth were leading 2-1, and after that, other than a good save from the Argyle keeper, it never looked as though the points were going anywhere else other than back down the M5.

Big celebrations at the final whistle from the away contingent, and as I headed back along Rodney Parade towards the bridge, they could still be heard in the ground. Newport City Centre was now lit up, and it looked quite attractive, much of the building work now looks to have been completed as they try to freshen up the image. I was quickly onto a train back to Cardiff, it had been a very enjoyable afternoon.

Somerton Park may be no more, and some would say thankfully so, while memories of Carl Zeiss Jena are simply that nowadays, Europe will never happen again, not in our lifetimes anyway. But, Newport has a Football League team, it has a proper ground, and despite the piss taking, it also has regained a sense of pride in its football club, no longer the jokers of South Wales struggling to compete with the likes of Merthyr Tydfil and Barry Town

“Newport, concrete jungle nothing in order, not far from the border….”