Hanley Town 3 Maine Road
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North West Counties League – Premier Division
The 1992-93 Keele University 5-a-side League was a short
lived period for Traffic Cones FC.
I was resident in a block on the campus and we came up with
this really great idea that we would enter a team into the competition, and our
selection criteria was quite straightforward. I had a Derby County season
ticket so I was in, Matt had an Aston Villa shirt so he got the nod, Simon
watched Ipswich Town regularly so that was a no brainer. Then we had Scottish
Tony and Sasha the Goat Slayer.
We couldn’t really understand what Tony was saying, so
worked on the principle he could play football and wanted to join in, whereas
Sasha was a bit scary, no one ever entered his room for fear of never coming out
again, but he claimed to be a Blackpool fan and was mates with Trevor Sinclair,
so clearly that was as good a testimonial we were ever going to get.
The name Traffic Cones came about because we were pretty
adept at nicking them for souvenirs to keep in our block after a night out, but
after a mad night involving unscrewing various bedroom doors from the hinges
and setting off of fire extinguishers, we were swooped upon by the authorities,
fined, and ordered to remove / return the said cones.
All was going well in the league, until one Sunday evening
when we came up against one of the superpowers, Hanley Stanley, who were
sweeping all before them. Our pre-match team talk involved a good session in
the bar, whereas the tactic was quite simple. I was the big lad upfront, the
keeper would launch the ball down the line to me, I would hold it up, look for
a runner, lay it back and the said runner would welly it in the general
direction of the goal.
Hanley Stanley were not daft, they had us worked out quite
quickly, and their plan was a simple yet effective one. If they nailed the big
lad upfront, the game plan was down the toilet. I think it was either the third
or the fourth time that the ball had come down the line to me, but it was a bit
wide, so I ended up with my back to the play, in the corner of the court. I
decided to try and hold on to the ball and work my way out, but Stanley had
other idea. Smash!
I felt the full force of a kneecap smash right into the side
of my left knee, I hit the deck in absolute agony, but the game carried on. I
couldn’t stand, so I had to drag myself off the court with searing pain going
through my knee.
I can’t quite remember how I got back to my room that night,
but I think I had to administer some anaesthetic, namely Carling, to get myself
into a place whereby I could walk unaided. Traffic Cones FC after the heavy
defeat that followed, found life tough after that, and eventually disbanded,
thank you Hanley Stanley.
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Hanley, it was the mecca for us students, a short PMT bus
ride (I know!) from the campus and the World was your oyster, it had a cinema,
shops, pubs, a statue of Sir Stanley Matthews, but not only that, it had a
nightclub called The Place!
It was a legendary venue, so much so Michaela Strachan and
Pete Waterman used to frequent it to film the Hitman and Her TV show. I can
remember being in it one night when it was my birthday, it was the same day that
Freddie Mercury died so Queen featured heavily on the playlist. It’s an awful
long time since I’ve been in any sort of nightclub, I can’t imagine Queen gets
much airtime these days.
Student life was great, and what it also did for me was give
me a chance to visit some football in the area. First visits to Stoke City,
Crewe Alexandra, Wrexham and Chester City all happened while I was at Keele,
but not only that, I picked up on some non-league as well. At the time the
major players were Newcastle Town, Kidsgrove Athletic, Eastwood Hanley and
Knypersley Victoria. Nowadays, Eastwood and the Vics have slipped off the
senior radar, and as the years have gone by the likes of Alsager Town, Market
Drayton Town, Norton United, Abbey Hulton United and Hanley Town have reached a
senior level.
Hanley Town were a Staffordshire League side when I was at
Keele, and to be brutally honest I wasn’t interested in the county league stuff
at the time. But, with maturity comes an open mind, and over recent years I’ve
made a couple of visits to them, but was keen to return as I’d not been since
they achieved North West Counties League status.
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Having spent the bulk of the day at a conference at Old
Trafford, I wasn’t too sure what time we would be released back into the wild,
so I had a few games on the radar for the journey back depending on time and
traffic. However, Hanley was the first choice, and as luck would have it, I
made it with plenty of time to spare.
The ground has come on tremendously since I last went. The
car park has been tarmacked and lined, while a turnstile block has been put in
place. Floodlights have been installed, while opposite the old covered
terraced, a seated stand has been erected.
A further block of seats has also been put in behind the
goal, in one corner adjacent to the smart clubhouse that looks as though it’s
had something of a refurb.
They’ve also put in a tea bar and a hospitality room, and
overall the ground looks really good, and to be honest I was grateful for plenty
of cover as it was a filthy wet night in the Potteries.
Hanley had started the season well whereas Maine Road were
below half way in the league. With a few experienced players in their side from
Northern Premier League football, Neville Thompson in particular, Hanley got
off to a positive start and took the lead in the tenth minute through Theo
Stair. In fairness to the visitors though, they came more into the game as the
first half wore on and with a bit more luck could have gone in at half time
level pegging.
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The second half was thirty minutes old before the second
goal finally came, and it was Stair again who found the net. A third goal came
in the 81st minute via Tom Ashton. It was difficult to argue with
the outcome, but in fairness to Maine Road they battled hard and never threw in
the towel.
The result saw Hanley move into seventh position in the
league but with games in hand over the leaders. Five wins, a draw and a defeat
is just the start to the season they would hope for, but can they compete with
the likes of Runcorn Town who have won eleven from eleven? With the possibility
of two sides getting promoted this season though, maybe finishing above Runcorn
Linnets and Charnock Richard needs to be the aim.
Heavy rain persisted on the journey back over the tops into
Ashbourne and back to Belper, a journey I have completed on countless occasions
during my student days. As for Hanley Stanley, I’ve no idea what became of
them, but the legacy lives on, I named my cat Stanley, not strictly as a
tribute to the Potteries finest, but he was capable of inflicting pain when he
wanted to!
Hanley Town however, a club on the up, watch this space……..
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